how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
Me: Roll over.
GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.
GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.
GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.
Me: Holy shit.
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general
BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.It’s in words
War. War never changes. Call of Duty illustrates this by releasing the same game every year.
fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend
anyway howd he get in there
Trigger warning: Breakfast
reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers
Amazing Face-Paintings Transform Models Into The 2D Works Of Famous Artists
by Valeriya Kutsan
If this isn’t the tightest shit you’ve seen then get the hell out of my face.
I’ve reblogged this before, so I’m doing it again.
Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.